Thursday, November 17, 2005
Taryn is Classic
I love spending my nights with Taryn L. Kaiser. So this post is about Taryn. And everything that makes me laugh about her.
1. Her comment tonight.
"I never have any cash on me, I write checks for everything no matter how much it is. I even write two dollar checks. I would even write a check for that gumball machine and shove the check in there and see if it takes it."
2. Her unique style.
Tonight she wore a pink stocking hat with a fuzzy ball on top with the leopard print scarf and tied it all up around her head. Just picture it. Classic.
3. Random Bursts
She just spastically yells things. Enough said about that one.
4. Her clever ideas.
Like shoving the check into the gumball machine, who would ever think of that? Oh wait, I know, Taryn.
5. The way we talk on our macs. And we are in the same room. Sitting next to each other. On the same couch.
6. How she laughs at me, even though nothing I say is funny.
7. When we get together, right for the first five minutes are crazy loud because we haven't seen each other and we feel like we need to tell each other everything that happened in that five minutes. Some have probably witnessed this when we first get together.
8. Her wonderful graphic design/multimedia skills. Do I need to explain that one?
9. Our fights. Yes, we fight. But we always make up at the end and end up laughing two seconds later.
10. I can't think of one more thing about her that makes me laugh. You'd think that I could go on and on. I could tell about the streaking story, and how she got bruises and jumped into a lake and it was frozen over and it hurt her. Except I made that up. So it is untrue.
10 Memories of Taryn
1. Her dressing up at my house for videos. Once she was a pilot, another time she was a bat, and the list goes on and on and on.
2. Dairy Queen. We worked together and even when we didn't work together we always go there. And now we always have to take a picture of ourselves there.
3. Mexico. We did a funny skit. Sang in front of the whole group with just three people. Made up numerous songs. Had heart to hearts.
4. Having Birthday Slumber Parties at Taryn's on the blue couches. We played mafia and played all kinds of games. but the thing I remember most are the blue couches because I always got stuck on the short one cause I was the smallest.
5. Planning to have a business, not really thinking it was going to happen. Well, then Taryn decides to start a business without me but i butt in and make her include me.
6. "You're dog lounged on me!!!" Taryn's famous quotes that don't make sense.
7. Giving her tons of rides places the summer of 2005 because she never like to drive her car, so I always came and picked her up and she was always late and I was always crazy early.
8. Sewing skirts but never ever finishing them. Even to this day they are not done.
9. Getting excited that we were going to go to the same college, Bradley, and planning how we were going to be together, oh wait but then I crushed and she decided to go to ISU.
10. Laughing every second that I am with her.
So I think that's enough about Taryn.
Goodnight!!!
kristi
1. Her comment tonight.
"I never have any cash on me, I write checks for everything no matter how much it is. I even write two dollar checks. I would even write a check for that gumball machine and shove the check in there and see if it takes it."
2. Her unique style.
Tonight she wore a pink stocking hat with a fuzzy ball on top with the leopard print scarf and tied it all up around her head. Just picture it. Classic.
3. Random Bursts
She just spastically yells things. Enough said about that one.
4. Her clever ideas.
Like shoving the check into the gumball machine, who would ever think of that? Oh wait, I know, Taryn.
5. The way we talk on our macs. And we are in the same room. Sitting next to each other. On the same couch.
6. How she laughs at me, even though nothing I say is funny.
7. When we get together, right for the first five minutes are crazy loud because we haven't seen each other and we feel like we need to tell each other everything that happened in that five minutes. Some have probably witnessed this when we first get together.
8. Her wonderful graphic design/multimedia skills. Do I need to explain that one?
9. Our fights. Yes, we fight. But we always make up at the end and end up laughing two seconds later.
10. I can't think of one more thing about her that makes me laugh. You'd think that I could go on and on. I could tell about the streaking story, and how she got bruises and jumped into a lake and it was frozen over and it hurt her. Except I made that up. So it is untrue.
10 Memories of Taryn
1. Her dressing up at my house for videos. Once she was a pilot, another time she was a bat, and the list goes on and on and on.
2. Dairy Queen. We worked together and even when we didn't work together we always go there. And now we always have to take a picture of ourselves there.
3. Mexico. We did a funny skit. Sang in front of the whole group with just three people. Made up numerous songs. Had heart to hearts.
4. Having Birthday Slumber Parties at Taryn's on the blue couches. We played mafia and played all kinds of games. but the thing I remember most are the blue couches because I always got stuck on the short one cause I was the smallest.
5. Planning to have a business, not really thinking it was going to happen. Well, then Taryn decides to start a business without me but i butt in and make her include me.
6. "You're dog lounged on me!!!" Taryn's famous quotes that don't make sense.
7. Giving her tons of rides places the summer of 2005 because she never like to drive her car, so I always came and picked her up and she was always late and I was always crazy early.
8. Sewing skirts but never ever finishing them. Even to this day they are not done.
9. Getting excited that we were going to go to the same college, Bradley, and planning how we were going to be together, oh wait but then I crushed and she decided to go to ISU.
10. Laughing every second that I am with her.
So I think that's enough about Taryn.
Goodnight!!!
kristi
Sunday, November 13, 2005
Funny quote
So these are kind of like, "I guess you had to be there to think it's funny" quotes. Oh well. Maybe you'll laugh.
"That's so silly"
*No one over the age of ten says that.
Taryn- Could you see me with a Chinese man?
Kristi- No, but my cousin married a Chinese guy.
Instant laughter.
I have no clue why either of these are funny. But Taryn and I are bizarre like that and they are funny in our world.
"That's so silly"
*No one over the age of ten says that.
Taryn- Could you see me with a Chinese man?
Kristi- No, but my cousin married a Chinese guy.
Instant laughter.
I have no clue why either of these are funny. But Taryn and I are bizarre like that and they are funny in our world.
